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Clowns (4/08) | September 1, 2009

not my favorite.  but I would rather ride with a car full of clowns than a car full of balloons.  If you have ever had more than 10 balloons in your car(mylar doesn’t count) than you will know what I am talking about. 

Ist thing they always do is make there way to the front seat.  Besides blocking your site, they begin to hum and all the hair on your body stands up.  After a few moments your tounge feels like it is wearing a sweater and the temperature in the car noticebly rises. 

After 5 minutes your toes go numb and you can’t recall the reason for buying the balloons in the first place.  You arrive home(actually park in the neighbors yard) and run with your shirt off to hose yourself down. 

After a few minutes the tounge swelling will lessen and up to 50% of your vision will return.  At this time it is wise to stop drinking hose water and lay perfectly still.  After 30 or so minutes, your ears will unclog and you will able to produce saliva again. 

This would be a good time to tevil clownell your neighbors you have epilepsy and invite them over for cake and ice cream.

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Ongoing saga of Thomas Wirthlin. Jesus is Big, could be bigger. Hottie wife, 4 great kids and 2 dogs that are too human. Brain usually in a movie and live my life in my own screenplay.

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