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QUIET? | August 18, 2009

What the heck is quiet?  I literally have not a minute of my day that is quiet.  My radio is broken in my truck.  So…quiet right?  Me head..me head won’t shutup! AARRGGHHH!! See I’m talking like a pirate and actually pretending I have a wooden leg and a parrot.  I literally just did a jig in my office like a drunken pirate.


I don’t know if any else has constant noise or static in there heads like I do.  If my brain wasn’t so darn sharp I’m sure I could be a candidate for a padded room.  I’m quite sure my kids might take after me a bit.

Due to intermittent secret government experiments that were conducted on me in my youth mainly between the ages of 16-19 years of age, any time someone turns on an electric turkey baster near me- I wet my pants and forget who I am for about 30 minutes.  When I come to, the next few minutes I think i’m Jed Clampett. Jed-Clampett-SmilesNeedless to say, Thanksgiving has provided many fond memories for the family.

My point is pointless.  I had nothing to say but I said it anyway.  Where the heck is Elly May?

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1 Comment »

  1. The static in the head is hereditary…..Maybe we are doomed just like the rest of the family….haha.

    Comment by Stephanie Rynor — August 28, 2009 @ 6:44 pm

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Ongoing saga of Thomas Wirthlin. Jesus is Big, could be bigger. Hottie wife, 4 great kids and 2 dogs that are too human. Brain usually in a movie and live my life in my own screenplay.







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