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Whale Wars | August 3, 2009

I watch this show.  But for only one reason.  I am patiently awaiting the episode when the captain of the Steve Erwin finlly drives his boat into an iceberg, flips his boat turning too fast, or just sinks it in some way only he could come up with.

These people are not shy to let you know they are WILLING TO DIE for their cause- Saving whales (underwater cows). 

Now>>>I don’t dislike animals-I have two dogs.  I used to have cats, but I’m not interested in doing that again.  I just can’t understand the obsession with the whales.  They hate the Japanese whale boats and try to disrupt the whaling operations.  But they suck at this. They try to get real close and throw stink bombs on the deck.  Again, they throw stink bombs on the deck.

The entire whale saving operation is in danger of failing because of the incredible, ingenious, far superior Japanese brain power has come up with a defense system so advanced it has stunned the whale huggers crew and sent shock waves through the whole organization.

They put up a net.  

They put up a net.

Holy Crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!What do we do!!!!!How could they have done this!!!!!It is not fair!!!!!!!!!!!!Our stink bombs bounce right off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stayed tuned for the next episode when the captian says-I’ve got it!!!!!We are going to pee into water balloons and when they hit the dreaded net-they will burst into a thousand pieces and shower the Whale Killers with our poison urine!!!

Can’t wait.  Party Wed at 9pm.  I’ll bring the sushi. and lemonade


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3 Comments »

  1. You aren’t right!! I brought some biscotti to give you and Angie last night…sorry, totally lost the weekend (not in comparison to you guys though) Going to try and get your wife some this week…attempt #2…

    Comment by Courtney — August 3, 2009 @ 6:06 pm

  2. People have been predicting Captain Watson was going to get somebody killed for 32 years and it’s still never happened. Also, whales are genetically cousins of canines, not bovines.

    Comment by Hart — August 4, 2009 @ 12:31 am

    • Are you on the boat? This could be awesome

      Comment by 6dependents — August 4, 2009 @ 3:40 am


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Ongoing saga of Thomas Wirthlin. Jesus is Big, could be bigger. Hottie wife, 4 great kids and 2 dogs that are too human. Brain usually in a movie and live my life in my own screenplay.

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